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CHALK ONE UP FOR
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A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same
road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the
woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man
immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They
each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
MORAL OF THE STORY: If only men would listen.
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A saleswoman is driving through the Reservation toward home
when she sees an Indian woman thumbing for a ride on the
side of the road. As the trip had been long and quiet, she
stops the car and the Indian woman gets in.
After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown
bag on the front seat.
What's in the bag?" asks the Indian woman.
It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband," says the
saleswoman.
The Indian lady is silent for a moment then says, "Good
trade" |
A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English
that kills you! |
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