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When I was 16, I hoped that
one day I would have boyfriend.

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a
passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was
a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
 
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy, but he
was boring. He was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that
I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I
couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one
thing to another, never settling on anything. He did
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he
met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy
with his feet planted firmly on the ground and
married him. He was so ambitious that he
divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran
off with my best friend.
 
I am now 43, and am looking for a guy with a big dick.